The Devil’s Picks: 5 Quotes About the Devil that Are Absolutely ridiculous

This is an opinion piece, if I’ve ever written one. With some disgust for human lack of taste and wit, I give you 5 quotes about (me) the Devil that are absolutely ridiculous.

Enjoy.

1 “Neutral men are the devil’s allies.”

Edwin Hubbel Chapin

Bullshit! I take sides all the time. And Neutral people are often as detrimental to progress as those on the wrong side.

In the book of Job, it was me who proposed to the old man and the rest of the boys to mess with that poor fool, and mess with him we did.


2 “A dimple on the chin, the devil within.”

Pope Paul VI

I don’t even know where to start with this one. But, I should know better than to look for logic in the least logical of places – the catholic church.


3 “Honesty is of God and dishonesty of the devil; the devil was a liar from the beginning.”

Joseph B. Wirthlin

Oh, the lies. Then again, this nut believed himself to be a prophet and “revelator”, whatever that means. I understand he had bigger issues than making up silly stories about me.


The Devil Unbound: 5 Quotes About the Devil that Are Absolutely ridiculous
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4 “I believe in the Devil. I believe there’s a God, too. I met God at church – the Catholic Church.”

Trippie Redd

See quote number 2.


5 “Communism is a religion that is inspired, directed and motivated by the Devil himself who has declared war against Almighty God.”

Billy Graham

Nonsense. The authoritarian attitudes of communist leaders are perfect imitations of the Judeo-Abrahamic god. Totalitarian, all encompassing control of the people who serve them – biblical in almost every sense, Including the severe, unnecessary punishment of those who dissent. I’d submit that merely thinking about dissent is a crime in the Bible – thought crimes were cause for damnation.

Now…


The Devil Unbound: 5 Silly quotes about me, the Devil

These quotes are not the only ones I find witless, but it would take volumes to share everything I find distasteful on the Internet.

— The Devil Unbound

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